Here are some funny lines that I've seen over the years,
just felt like sharing...


Visual Basic programmers know the value of Nothing

SELECT FROM USERS WHERE EXISTS(CLUE)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world -
those that understand binary and those that don't

The key, and nothing but the key, so help me Codd.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Can't be done - it's a hardware problem

I saw a bumper sticker that said
"Users are Losers"
I had no idea they were talking about drugs

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI 

GRANT EXECUTE ON dbo.[USERS] TO [system_administrator]

What Intel Giveth, Microsoft Taketh Away